MY FAVORITE QUOTES
My Current WoW
🎋Embracing the Golden Years-A Humorous Reflection🎋
I haven’t worried about Monday mornings on Sunday evenings for eighteen glorious years…
🎋Cherishing The Little Things🎋
I have been guilty of ignoring “the little things” in life…
The Paradox of Positivity
I read recently that a new study found that people with sunny dispositions…
Just Go Outside, Please!
Well, summer is almost over. The hot weather has diminished some, and going outside has become more enjoyable.
🎋 Spiritual Integrity 🎋
“Spiritual secrecy is the protector of spiritual integrity.” That quote is from the Trappist monk Thomas Merton.
🎋 Third Circle of Hell 🎋
In the 14th century, Danter, in his Alighieri’s Inferno, condemned to the “Third Circle of Hell” those who fall prey to “the pernicious sin of gluttony.”
🎋 Retirement 🎋
My wife and I recently celebrated being in our new retirement community for two years…
🎋 God is my Boss 🎋
I believe my life is good because I have always chosen to work like God is my boss…
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Guest Missives
Sick Duck… by JoAnn
Setting The Alarm… by JoAnn
Something Odd… by JoAnn
Car Shopping… by JoAnn
The Bike… by JoAnn
Mama Boo… by Jane Strebel
High-Times on the 4th Floor… by Larry Fields
Anatomy of a Fall… by Larry Fields
Cookie & Brownie… by JoAnn
My Favorite Therapy… by JoAnn
AS MY WORLD TURNS
I Lost My Soul at Walmart
I lost my soul at Walmart
maybe in the underwear aisle.
It could have been in cosmetics
or between the Dove and the Dial.
I don’t think it was in hardware;
I’m sure I didn’t go there;
perhaps near the storage containers,
but I don’t really very much care.
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I’m better off without a soul—
don’t need it to buy plastic ware.
I can watch the evening news
without bursting into tears,
listen to politicians
and resist the urge to jeer.
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So for those who care too much
I highly recommend
that you go right out to Walmart.
Who knows how much you’ll spend?!?
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Just leave your soul at Walmart,
you’ll be happier, you’ll see.
You can lose your soul at Walmart
and buy one, get one free.
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